January 2011
"I lace my chucks, I walk the isle"
makes me want my husband to wear converse when we get married.
Lol jk, I’m not getting married.
I am going to the London Olympic Games in 2012, I...
I have no idea how, but I’m going to. Watch me.
While walking with your friends...
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
GROW UP.
If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely...
– E.B. White (via quote-book)
That moment where Dean realizes Rory likes Jess...
let's get rich and buy everybody nice sweaters and...
Sounds good to me.
I'd really like to not let you down.
But sometimes I wonder if there’s anything I can do, and I doubt it.
1 tag
I miss you. A lot.
If you weren’t so anonymous I could probably return the sentiments, or make plans to see you!
Ask me anything
True Food Prep Instructions
whoeverthatis:
ticklemedoe-face:
darrencrississureofthis:
cauldroncakes:
rinzler:
ragingbagoftestosterone:
ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman:
TEARS
SO MANY TEARS
CANNOT HANDRE
the Chinese one is the best.
Pizza rolls instructions are so accurate.
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE
THIS IS SO ACCURATE TO MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
It’s actually kind of sad how true this is…
...
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Lately, time spent alone feels like time wasted.
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina. Now isn’t it so wonderful...
– New Radicals
Go listen to Girl Talk
All of you. Anyone reading this right now. Let me recommend the songs “That’s Right” and “Triple Double”. Fun stuff.
"Can you keep it down? I'm on the phone with...
Okay Mom, you’re cool….
1 tag
you should let me love you
I’m good, but thanks for the offer. :D
Ask me anything
1 tag
IF I WAS YOUR MAN BABY YOUD
NEVER WORRY BOUT WHAT...
What a relief.
Ask me anything
1 tag
i have no life
I’m glad you took time out of your busy schedule to share this with me.
Ask me anything
Chicago Weekend:
Suitcase curling with my mom through the airport, pushing our suitcases and yelling “HARD” to the imaginary sweepers, strangers looking at us
Nisan rental car with California plates, idk I think this is the coolest thing ever
Great Aunt/Great Uncle live directly downtown on the 51st floor of a huge building, what a view
Hearing stories about my great grandparents/their siblings;...
1 tag
I have no iPod to travel with me this weekend,
I AM GOING TO GO INSANE.
This one time
My best friend put me on sad music probation and told me I was stuck with All Time Low and other unfortunately poppy music until my mood improved.
At the time I thought it was a big joke and didn’t take her seriously, just made snarky comments about different bands.
I’m realizing what a good job she does of looking out for me.
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The Chain: Ingrid Michaelson
The sky looks pissed The wind talks back My bones are shifting in my skin And you my love are gone My room seems wrong The bed won’t fit I cannot seem to operate And you my love are gone So glide away on soapy heels And promise not to promise anymore And if you come around again Then I will take, then I will take the chain from off the door I’ll never say I’ll never love But I...
Facebook...
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new lover
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg drunkk”
groups filling up my newsfeed...
when someone talks to me when my favorite part of...
Gotta start the whole song over like
2 tags
Tired of my parents crap
and the fact that they continue to take it out on me. If I mess up, that’s fine, I should feel guilty/make up for it/fix things. But it’s not up to me to choose sides. You’re both grown adults and you may not realize how honest-to-God shitty it makes me feel.
Talk about "Conspiring"....
I tweet about my Dad and two of my friends text me the exact same response….
I like how we have a habit of thinking the same thoughts.
When I try to look sexily into someone's eyes
kaariiiiisssaaa:
david-tennant:
hotlesbian:
Expectation:
Reality:
THIS GETS ME EVERYTIME
I'm really glad no one can see how badly I'm...
Craving:
Canoli
Hot Chocolate